hey... back again
so, i had a night ER ( thats emergency for the uninitiated.. please dont ask what r is... thats room.. and if you are asking me what that is, please shrivel up and die quitely; we might just feel sorry for your uncle then)
so to be back to the topic, i had er yesterday night.. coz abhishek had jaundice... the curious thing is there seems to be an epidemic of jaundice in the hostel and since its most probably feco-orally transmitted, i dont wanna go into the speculations as to what my hostel mates do behind closed doors.. i always thought rimming is strictly porno paradise.. aajkal ke jawaan, jo bhi dikhta hai sab chahiye hota hai..
so, to again be back at the topic i began with to begin with, i was at the er yesterday night.... and Elizabeth was at Buckingham Palace..HAHAHAHA!!! what? not funny? shove it up your arse then you f***ing prick.!!
so, i was in er yesterday night... and there was this patient who came with his mum and wife with breathlessness and all that jazz.. turns out the guy loves narcotics like i love guys.. u know how it is... you dont? well, if you are a girl, now you do.... if you are a boy, i am free on saturday night..
so, i was at the er yesterday and this guy came and i went to treat him and then i came to know that he is a druggy... so out of the good natured feelings that i had (and out of feeling him good naturedly... and not in that sickening gay sort of way... wait.. i am a bi, aint i? thats the problem with us folks, we kinda lose our orientation mid way), i counseled the guy to stop taking the drug and then asked his wife for driving some sense into his head... turns out, she was the perfect example of an airhead herself...
anyway, to further my intentions ( both good and ulterior), i went off to see him at his place coz he lives near my workplace in Rajabazaar... and what I saw put me off of philanthropy for quite some time now..
I mean, i am not the addict here; he is. I went to his place, I went out of the sheer need to counsel him coz i hate addiction; specially narcotics addiction, and there i see him indulging in the most irreverent behaviour with his wife in front of my eyes!! I would have thought that the time tested formulae of shame and discretion would be at play here, but what I saw was blatant tomfoolery..
I am quite firm that this is the last time i ever go out of my way to help any patient in his attempts to improve his lot.. Not the least coz this guy had the audacity to actually go and inhale dendrite in the middle of the session, but because it is a wastage of time, effort and self respect..
ciaos